I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Farmville is her only friend.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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