At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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