Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
