I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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