Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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