I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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