Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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