All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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