fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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