i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
This is the high leading the old right now
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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