What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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