just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
You made out with two different species that night
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize