I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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