the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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