what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
wow bdsm is so cute
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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