Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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