I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i was born a porn star she said
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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