am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I wish I only lived at night.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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