lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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