I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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