last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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