why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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