It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
