But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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