Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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