Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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