Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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