I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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