smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
