If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
no, he came in my armpit
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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