the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
