if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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