the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
No subtext here. People are naked.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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