About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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