I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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its like you know when i get waxed
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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