I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
