When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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