found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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