Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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