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(601): View more from Mississippi

How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?

(318): View more from Louisiana

Alcohol?

(601): View more from Mississippi

Sex with a fat chick.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too

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(650): View more from California

I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah

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(630): View more from Illinois

Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.

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