great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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