My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Randomize
