Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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