on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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