windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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