We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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