they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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