He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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