i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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