As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Randomize
