i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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