Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm just crazy horny about you
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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