i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
