Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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